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Home of the biggest fucking tool in the world the one and only Teddy Montanus. Being the cockiest bitch ever Teddy prides himself off being "the fucking man". Thinks he gets with lots of girls but they are all atrocious dog faced bitches. Cant get hot girls because of his miniscule penis. Lets face it, hes a huge homo and the world woudl be better without him
Teddy leave New Canaan and don't ever return you giant homo
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The "new" world Columbus claimed to have "discovered" when it was ORIGINALLY discovered by the Native Americans thousands of years before.
The new world is only new to the whites, but a old sacred place to us.
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New Philadelphia is a town in T county Ohio. Its only activities to do are the park, the mall, drugs, watching fist fights and sex. Almost everyone in New Philadelphia is a slut. Its not uncommon for a 7th grader to have multiple nudes floating around via sexting and have already slept with over 7 guys. Almost every teen hangs out with the emo crowd at Park Place where they engage in listening to amateur screamo bands who preach about god. Everyone in the park place crowd sleeps with each other and herpes is beginning to spread. About 75% of high-schoolers say they want to move to California after high school. The high school spends all its money on football and almost none of it on education. Education wise New Philadelphia is about 10 years behind Dover schools (the town right across the river). ex. Dover has smart boards where as new philly has chalk boards. Almost everyone knows/is friends with/or related to a drug dealer and thinks nothing of it. Our police force resembles the SS. They make their own rules and do what ever they want. One of the most known cops for being a strait up jerk is actually coke head himself and has cheated on his wife multiple times. New Philadelphia is the armpit of T county.
Guy1: "dude I got herpes from that new philadelphia skank"
Guy2: " I told you not to go there, if anyone goes there they always leave with a STD or a warrant for their arrest."
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A state loacated in the north eastern part of the United States of America.
The last time I checked New York was the name of a state and not a city
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A great state to live in. People who don't know the truth of Jersey have likely never lived/visited there, and write it off as "boring" or "shitty" when in fact it is very interesting and has a lot to offer. That's why all the obnoxious New York trash (who pronounce it as "Joisey") and Pennsylvanian hick scum come here for vacations. A classy state with classy towns. Home of the Pine Barrens, one of the most unique, beautiful, and important forests in the WORLD, and people have the nerve to say that Jersey smells like pollution (that's only around New York and Philly, fellas). All in all, a totally misunderstood state. Just stay away from Camden.
I went to college in PA and now realize how much it blows compared to New Jersey.
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Ugly kids with no friends who then cling to each-other as a source of friendship. They often change partners and don't mind public displays of sex. They wear ripped clothes that they found in trash bins andthen proceed to cover in pins.
Hants East Holders
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The new person to the group, usually explained as the 'cool one' of the group
and inherently the most attentative, and atractive person. His past is unknowable
Yo new guy, welcome to the group, whoa ball?
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