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The hit and run is a highly advanced kissing technique. First you begin by getting 100s of cups of Sonic ice (Sonic ice only, other brands of ice are inferior). Then, select one piece of ice from each cup and put it in a special cooler. Then, when your girlfriend/boyfriend is exactly at the deepest point of their REM sleep cycle, wake them up. In their confusion, reach over them and kiss them once lightly with a spiderman kiss. Then, pull away and put all of the special ice in your mouth. Then lean over then again and kiss them and as soon as they open their lips to maximum width dump all the ice into their mouth and run as far as you can away from them
Ex. #1. Bro I hit and ran my girlfriend last night so bad she broke up with me
Ex. #2. My favorite fetish is a combination of cuckholding and the hit and run
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Virginia Run is a suburb located on the outskirts of Centreville VA next to a farm and a rock quarry. Virginia Run is where white people live to get away from the blacks and many illegal immigrants who also live in Centreville.
The area is a typical tract housing suburban development. Some of Virginia Runs houses are typical 3-4 bedroom tract houses, and some are typical McMansion developments. Residents of Virginia Run are proud of their McMansions with 7 bedrooms for their 2.4 kids and their 3-4 car garages with their 2-3 cars. They are also proud of their lawns which constitute a ¼ acre plot of land mostly filled with the sprawling monstrosity of a house with a surrounding 1 foot wide border of grass constituting the yard.
The houses were built with square footage and large looking appearance being the prime factors not quality or style. All the houses exhibit the typical mass produced “cookie cutter” corner cutting methods: only 3-4 different styles of houses that repeat every 3-4 houses, brick front treatment but vinyl siding on the sides and back, window shutters only on the fronts with bare frames on the back and sides.
Residents are almost all extremely bourgeoisie and kitschy. Their McMansions are filled with Country Americana décor from gingham seat covers, couches, and table cloths to paintings on saw blades to tacky wallpaper to frilly wooden dolls to Thomas Kinkade paintings, flanked by 60” TV sets and surround sound systems. The epitome of classless and style-less conspicuous consumption. Many residents also own a Lexus ES class, which everyone knows is just a dressed up Toyota Camry.
Virginia Run residents belong to the upper middle class populace (just like the rest of white northern VA residents) but somehow think that they are more than that. What they fail to realize is that by living in an undesirable area, the boonies/sticks, 30 miles away from culture, means they increase their buying power, not actual wealth.
Despite the fact that residents pretend to be rich, they worry immensely about the property value of their McMansions, so much that they have selected ridiculously strict home owners association rules that regulate everything and will give owners a written notice or fine if their garage doors are left open or they have a moveable basketball net setup in the street or if their 20 square feet of grass isn’t meticulously maintained less the property value of their houses decline.
Virginia Run residents don’t understand that Great Falls and Old Town Alexandria is where upper middle class people in VA live with taste.
Virginia Run residents who think they know what rich is have never been to Manhattan NY or Greenwich CT.
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A phrase in an extensive vocabulary of theatre terms standing in for sexual terms meaning 'having sex.'
They were either running lines or wrestling naked, Im not sure which one. All I know is his actor was showing and he was all up in her soundbooth.
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verb phrase To expel intestinal gas ("cut a fart"), then leave before you are discovered.
Dubya43: if we cut & run teh terrists winz
colbear: Smells like "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"!
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In capture the flag, attempting to assault the enemy base all by yourself, resulting in death.
I was making a suicide run for the flag, but five guys playing defense fragged me as soon as I grabbed it.
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To run the shop means to run the street corners where you're selling drugs.
Marlo: "When I was runnin' the shop, I made damn sure my numbers didn't drop."
"You in charge now, make sure you run the shop good"
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A string of (often loosely) connected puns, the goal of which is to keep anyone willing to listen to such wordplay laughing for as long as possible. Usually these joke trains conclude with an absolutely horrible punchline.
The following example is a typical pun-run:
Q: What do you call it when a mail truck gets in a car accident?
A: A return-to-sender bender
Q: What do you call it when a crossdresser gets in a car accident?
A: A gender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a meat truck gets in a car accident?
A: A tender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a loan shark gets in a car accident?
A: A lender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a Federal Reserve truck gets in a car accident?
A: A legal tender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a Calvin Klein model gets in a car accident?
A: A slender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a smoothie truck gets in a car accident?
A: A blender-bender
Q: What do you call it when your lead guitarist gets in a car accident?
A: A fender-bender
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