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A creepy man that dose cokecaine on your childs willy on the 24th of december and then sleeps with your sister
Mom whats santa
Santa is a very creepy man
A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!
Santa took that girl home and did the and pulled off the Dirty Santa Meyers!
This position has been long held by Sir Gerard Way the Sassy but some believe that Sir Daniel Howell the Posh has taken his position as emo Santa after he tweeted a picture of himself wearing a black Santa hat
'Omg I like the idea of an emo Santa more than one in red' ~ an emo person
A slang term for being drunk. It represents the destination of being hammered.
That guys already downed 10 beers, he’s well on his way to Santa Fe.
Where you go to plant crops, spilt rails, and swap tails ‘round the fire ‘xcept when you lie around all day, then your friends are more like family and they’d begging you to stay
Person A: why do you talk about Santa Fe so much?
Person B: So I can hop a palomino and ride in style!
When a hoseband dresses up as santaclaus and his wife as Mrs. claus, then the children dress up as elfs. The hoseband sets his beard on fire and the elfs try to jack off so it stops, while Mrs. Claus gives them a rim job.
BOB- "wanna join my Fantastic santa tonight?"
MARC- "ohh yea!"
otherwise known as a drunk mall Santa 🎅. The term was popularized by Jimmy Failla and Kat Timpf on Gutfeld!
Even a mall Santa sometimes has the right to get wasted at work and become a DUI Santa. Don't drink and drive and certainly don't drink and misbehave, kids.