An abbreviation for nothing comming.
Stupid x-boyfriend: So, does that mean we can have a threesome?
Me: No the fuck it doesn't asshole, you're on n/c status.
The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.
Me and my buddy did the Pretzel Statue last week.
Post Trump President who's not going to change anything
I voted for Status quo Joe
n. the act of metaphorically deficating all of one's personal drama on social networking sites to an amount of extreme excess. Often, dealing with relationships.
Mark suffers from Status Dramaria. He's posted 17 times in the last couple of hours how sorry he is for cheating and how much she means to him.
Debbie has Status Dramaria bad. She's always posting about "The Haters" in her life and how they can all go eff themselves. Its getting a little old...
The status of a dumbass that steals candy and red bull, and walks out the store with his hands full, grinning and waving to the employes at Fred Myers.
guy1 "wow look at the douch bag walking out of fred myers"
guy2 "goldner status"
The act of getting so incredibly drunk you are able to pass out in any position
Bro #1: Did you see John after the party?
Bro #2: Yeah he was so drunk he looked like he was gonna hit John status.
Setting your Facebook status to inform everyone of a party that may, or may not, be happening. If the party is a fake, it usually involves someone with very strict parents.
Andrew: PARTY AT ADAMS TONIGHT! FREE BOOZE!
Adam: What are you talking about? My parents would kill me!
Andrew: Dude, it's just a Party Status.