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"C world" is the dimension you enter when SNORTING SOME GRADE A COCAIN BROTHER!
my friends and I went to C World last night.
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Girls: If your boyfriend likes this game.... RuN!!! Don't accept being second in his life. Those who have been there know what I mean. Way to addictive.
Because of World of Warcraft, my boyfriend and I got in a huge fight.
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a porn site made by a couple who feel that they can't keep some things behind closed doors. I'm not critisizing. I know some people are really into that. But technically it's adultry. She isn't bad looking though.
Person: I was watching porn on wifeys world. She jerked off some guy!
Priest: Wifey is adultry! Repent!
Person: Your one to talk. You molest boys. Wifey isn't a pedophile like you!
*Person watches more wifey porn while priest goes on child porn site saying that Wifey is immoral while hes looking at nude children*
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when one sticks their dick into the ground
The philosopher Pac once said: "if the world was a girl I'd stick my dick in the ground, fuck the world"
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This is an oral-sex technique where a person starts at the toes of one foot of the partner and licks and sucks his or her way up and around the partner's entire body, pausing for special effort at any and all interesting places, anus, penis, vagina, clitoris, elbow, whatever turns you on, and finishes at the toes on the other foot. Hence 'around the world'.
All sort of variations are possible like having ice in the mouth or having mouthwash AND ice in the mouth ("fire and ice")! Yowser!
It is definitely not *just* oral-anal sex or oral-genital-anal sex as all the other editors here seem misguidedly to believe.
She started sucking on my toes and then went all the way "around the world"! Awesome!
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The End of the World is the time at which The Zombies overrun Earth, or Mateus decides he doesn't need it. Either way, Mateus has been quoted on saying: "There is no heaven - get over it. The only ones who are getting immortality are the hookers. The rest of you cock-monkeys are gonna rot in the dirt. Hehe."
Mateus: "The End of the World? - When all the hookers are gone. Nah, just kidding. The Earth will be here for ages, though all you little bastards will end up killing yourselves if that Hillary Clinton bitch becomes President. Hehe. Boo feminism! Hooray Canada and threesomes! Anyone got some speed?"
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An individual who lives in a bubble, oblivious to the present state of the world around them.
While watching the news in California, someone in Mo's World might ask, "What's the recall?"
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