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An uncircumcised penis with excessive foreskin, thus resembling the rolled up neck-skin on a turtle when they retract their heads.
"Dude, I knew you were uncircumcised, but I didn't know you had a baggy turtle."
Rounded shoulders and back acquired from sitting for hours at a desk over a computer.(special shout-out to renegadehealth.com)
After she discovered the social webs, she became so obsessed she turned into a desk turtle.
weird faggot that sits in a hole dancing with pandas
happy meal eater
Andrew turtle.
what you say out of rage when someone gives you a paper straw and you want a plastic straw.
the restaurant gave me a paper straw fuck turtle i want a plastic straw.
A stale turtle is when your having a shit and you accidently chop the end off and its goes back up never to be seen again rotting inside you
I had a shit last night and ended up having a stale turtle it was very disappointing.
The act of masturbating to completion!
My mom opened the door and i got cought red handed burping the turtle!
A female or male that is obsessed with turtles until the end of time.
Tristen is such a turtle girl.