purple cow

an amazing person that is a self-proclaimed "purple cow" they must go meow!

Charlotte is a purple cow!

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human cow

noun. when someone weighs more than a cow and a pig combine. they eat more than a cow in a single sitting. Also, when they hide behind a newspaper eating 3 mixing bowls of apple cinnamon oatmeal in one sitting.

Mino : did you see that human cow over there?
Pinto: yeah! i saw it grazing over by the oatmeal aisle
Mino: Damn! and i need to buy me some before the human cow eats it all

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have a cow

The "country folk" version of "have a cow":

Your dad owns a dairy farm, so when Mom and Pop go out for dinner, you go out into the barn with a can of aerosol whip cream and spray it on your naked boner so one of the calves will suck you off.

CLYDE: Hey, Enos, are you going to the prom?

ENOS: No, all the chicks I asked turned me down. I think I'll just kill myself!

CLYDE: Come on man, it's not THAT bad -- have a cow!

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soft cow

1. Girlfriends referring to other girlfriends (such as Estera or Sarah), or enemies.

2. Leather shoes

I love Sarah and Estera, they are such soft cows!

Hey, look at that soft cow!

Nicey nice, soft cow!

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Shot a cow

To fail suddenly, unexpectedly, and humourously

Wow Robin, you really shot a cow on that jump!

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Cow egg

An egg laid by a female cow as a way of reproduction

Today I saw a baby cow hatch from a cow egg it was amazing

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Cow Style

One of the greatest positions for sucking breasts ever. Girl gets on all fours, breasts hanging downwards, the sucker of the breasts positions himself under her looking upward at the glorious mammaries and sucks away. Since both participants can heave at least one hand free, bonus fingering and/or handjobs can take place.

He sucked her tits cow style

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