moon pie

When having anal sex with someone, the person on the pitching side does'nt pull out while the one on the catching side gets a moonpie. You know when you cum in a chick thats called a creampie? Well Moon = Butt.

"Dude she finally let me put it in her ass." "yeah bruh be sure to give her a moon pie"

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Moon Tan

A term used when you wait outside for someone at night for a long enough time that you would have gotten a tan from the moon.

Charlie: "Hey Irvin! Why are you here? Weren't you supposed to meet Bertha in the park tonight?"

Irvin: "Yeah, she never showed up. I waited there for her for so long I got a moon tan."

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moon grass

Weed you have stored in your ass for safe keepings, or in fear of getting busted by the cops.

"Dude, i want what your smoking"
"Are you sure? It's moon grass"

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Full Moon

When you hide the entirety of your penis by wrapping your balls upward, creating a lumpy, lunar surface that anyone may take a voyage on.

Anthony showed me his Full Moon.

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Man on the Moon

When having sex with a chick and you are doing her from behind, right before you "finish", you take a flag with your name on it and stick it into her ass hole and as you finish you yell out "I'm the man on the moon!".

Guy1: "Last night I conquered new territory, I took that fine ass home and planted my flag!"
Guy2: "Dayam man! You pulled a man on the moon on her ass!"

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moon cabbage

marijuana

The controversy about the legal status of moon cabbage in The U.S. has grown, despite the fact that other issues have gotten worse.

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Liquid moon

A term used to describe extreme explosive liquid diarrhea on someone's face.

I am going to liquid moon you.

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