A website where you go to look for commonly-used slang and end up getting the definition of a sex position.
*Looks up H*
Urban Dictionary: So basically the REDACTED and then REDACTED making the letter H, and can REDACTED
Me: Okay, what the fuck.
Dear Urban Dictionary:
Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.
Thanks.
- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!
A dictionary where teachers go up and search for slang and end up searching for something about sex.
Teacher: What does "herbal essence" mean, Brian?
Brian: I don't know, go and search Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: "goes and searches Urban Dictionary"
Teacher. Oh.
Compilation of potty mouthed, misogynistic or just plain made-up terms approaching humor, but more often just reveling in juvenile bad taste. Some of the 'definitions' are gross out funny, whilst others border on hate speech and defamation. A good example being "Donkey Punch", a supposedly funny epithet referring to sodomizing a female and punching her in the back of the head.
"Wow, Urban Dictionary sure is a sexist load of bad taste free-comedy standup gags"
UrbanDictionaryception
My Friend:
“You should post a definition on urban dictionary about urban dictionary”
Me:
Urban Dictionary is a website where people search up the definitions of weird words or god knows what from the internet. A lot of times, the words are searched for the game Cards Against Humanity. Anyway, if you didn't know what it was, how did you get here?
If you don't know what swooping is, search it up on Urban Dictionary