Van De Beek FC

A group of fatherless individuals who slander Manchester United midfield hero and playmaker, Scott McTominay, because his amazing performances are what is keeping Van De Beek out of the team and chained to the bench. McTominay lives rent free in their heads, and they rep a bench merchant.

"Isn't that man apart of Van De Beek FC, why is he sleeping on the streets with job applications as pillows?"

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Van Hoosen Middle Schoolers

Most of the boys are sporty, but most of them can be very chill. The girls can never get Starbucks without taking pictures and selfies with them, and are considered "not normal" if you don't wear Birkenstock sandals, or Crocs. They also talk about saving the turtles, showing off their metal straws and such. Most of the Middle Schoolers have an infinite ego, and like to gang up in groups, and basically make Ship accounts on Instagram to mess with / cause tea with people.

Oh my god check out those group of Van Hoosen Middle Schoolers. They all have Starbucks and are taking pictures of it!

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Nigga park sex van

When someone parks the van or the foreign backwards

Bro he parked the van backwards. Ohh shit he got the foreign NIGGA PARK SEX VAN

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Tedwin Van Der Sar

Dutch term for a bald cock-head.

Person #1: "Oh my god, I've just lost all my hair and a giant cock has started growing from my head".

Person #2: "Sounds like Tedwin Van Der Sar to me."

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achille van aker

The Premier of Belgium during the Second World War. Noted for it being a very Continental name, with a pretty sound.

"I was just walking down the street and he was, like, so Achille Van Aker."
"What?"
"Like the 3 times Prime Minister of Belgium known as the father of the Belgian social security system"
"Oh"

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Vincent van Bro

Your bro when he is trying to be all artsy

*Bro stacks empty Natty Ice cans in interesting shapes*

"It needs a Coors can for a little variation in composition."

"Easy there, Vincent van Bro."

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serena van der woodson

How should I describe SVDW? A shallow, self obsessed, blonde with to much money but apparently not enough to repair split ends. XOXO Gossip Girl

"Who has done Serena van der Woodson?'
"Everyone."

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