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Where you slap yourself during masterbation either by accident or on purpose.
I gave myself a right badass wank slap yesterday.
Going to cry, and do something that makes us happy but there's a chance it won't do anything.
Person 1: "I'm going to cry and wank."
Person 2: "Are you alright?"
Person 1: "No."
Wanking someone off till they cry, or wanking yourself till you cry
Jeff felt so emotional that he had himself a weeping wank
The location of which Jake Logan lives to masturbate and play with his wee man
“What’s on tonight”
“Off to wank cave to see Jake”
When a girl who’s got bags under her eyes, wraps her bags around your cock and then wanks you off.
Pretty self explanatory Teddy
“I’m gonna give him a bags wank tonight, a nice surprise.”
A wank performed in the humid environment of a bathroom during a hot shower whilst the other hand is used to insert a finger into the anus.
Person 1: bro I just had a shower. Fucking loved it.
Person 2: another Kosovan wank eh?
Person 1: Hell yeah! I think I have haemorrhoids though…
To perform the act of masturbation while laying on ones stomach then hold onto the ejaculation until rolled over to thus clean up the ejactulation.
Woah dude I had the best plank wank watching James OAT.
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!