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Watching

Whoever is organizing it is using it as a smokescreen to steal from me and IS NOT THE PERSON WHO STARTED IT.

Hym "And FOR WATCHING.... I am going to murder your kids if the people doing it aren't punished and if I am not compensated for my work."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024


I’m just going to watch

When a male asks for a sexual picture, he mostly adds the comment: “I’m just gonna watch.” Which is a lie, they are jerking off.

Her: “Here’s my nudes, don’t screenshot.”
Him: “Don’t worry, I’m just going to watch.”

by mirlook March 06, 2024


Phantom Watch Syndrome

The feeling of wearing a watch despite not actually wearing it, this can come from being used to wearing watches. Not harmful in the slightest, just weird.

Ayo I feel something on my wrist?
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.

by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022


A watched pot never boils

To wait anxiously for something to happen. It will seem to take a very long time or not at all.

This strategy is doomed from the start because it is far too public: a watched pot never boils.

by M2H November 13, 2023


watch out boy, she'll chew you up

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

When in doubt.... watch out boy, she'll chew you up.

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017


Silk Skin Watch

When a guy wraps his dick around his wrist like a watch and asks you if you like his watch. He can also ask what time it is so you inadvertadly look at it

Hey man like my silk skin watch?

Dude thats a dick. I hate you

by The Goater July 06, 2010


Mother Watch Duties

A nautical term for looking after everything else on the boat whilst the other "watch" are sailing it.

Includes: cooking, cleaning the deck(s), cleaning the bilge(s), cleaning the head(s) otherwise known as the toilets, general boat maintenance and sleep.

Steve: "Is Johno sailing the boat today?"

Bernie: "No, he's on Mother Watch Duties"

by Vshjaar March 06, 2010