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When you see some nasty boys on musically DRINK IT
It cleanses your soul from cringe.
Also why are you looking here?
I saw a weiner I need holy water
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A phrase describing a person who is thought to be as awesome as Jesus
Guy1: Argg.. that dude is such a dick!
Guy 2: Yeah, you know my girlfriend thinks he's awesome?
Guy 1: I know! She must think he walks on water or somethin'..
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A name given to the species of cougar that treads small pools of water, preferably chlorinated indoor pools.
The Water Cougar preys on fully developed, but somewhat less matured species of homosapien and is usually spotted doing a(n)erobic exercises in an attempt to lure in their highly vigilant and fully aware "prey".
Their attempts are most always futile although no record has been taken as to whether anyone has fallen into their traps.
Athlete: "I think I sprained my ankle the other day, now I have to go do a low impact workout in the water."
Cautious Athlete: "Oh man, you best be on the watch for those Water Cougars, they feed on your very looks."
Athlete: "thanks for the heads up"
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The act of taking a dump but the only thing that comes out is a goopy poop liquid.
I was trying to poop so hard that I accidentally triggered a water cannon out of my ass. That was some nasty booty water.
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The water leftover in your bathtub after the one night stand you took home from the bar takes a shower in the morning.
You should have cleaned out the drain before letting her shower. Now the skank water is never going to drain.
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Slang for most types of aged whiskey.
Macallan 25 is my fav brown water.
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When you are eating out a woman and she squirts in your mouth or on your face.
I was eating out this girl last night and she water boarded me! That is my type of interrogation.
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