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Bottle Of Beat The Wife [buckfast] [buckie] [bucky]

A Northern Irish colloquialism for a bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine. Given this nickname due to the aggressive, violent and often destructive behaviour that the beverage can induce.

"Dude, how come you were going so mental in the pit during Slayer?"
"Bottle Of Beat The Wife buckfast buckie bucky"before i got here!"

by Will Bradley January 15, 2009

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


iloveinosukestfu A.K.A Inosukes known favorite wife

Iloveinosukestfu also known as Inosuke’s wife, these bitches really wanna try me into thinking that Inosuke loves them, like stop being so obsessed with me I know you want to be me like bitch, Inosuke wouldn’t come for your fucking down syndrome looking ass with that ugly ass yellow stained teeth dumb ass hoe. Shut your skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friendzone Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone ching Chong lin long suck my ding dong headass remote control autism down syndrome stage four terminal brain cancer O'Riley autoparts silver bronze ash amino UV light pen sushi ram ramen Harisson Ford gamer bitch ass Virgin lamp thermometer lean mean string bean Charlie Sheen limousine canteen trampoline serpentine anti histamine wolverine submarine unclean nectarine broken gene Halloween detective spleen smoke screen James Dean putting green tiny peen anti vaccine aquamarine eugene extra green nicotine vaseline jelly bean magazine protein Lightning McQueen vending machine what'chu mean ocean man by ween head ass tf up bitch. Inosuke wouldn’t like your ass anyways dumb ass. Try and comment down on my videos saying β€œInosuke is mine” and I’ll come over there and violate your ass. Inosuke wouldn’t come for that big forehead of yours bitch, I said what I said.

That mf got skid marks, still love him tho <3

You: β€œOMG HI INOSUKE IM A BIG FAN OF YOU PLEASE KISS ME πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜£πŸ˜£πŸ˜£πŸ˜£πŸ˜£πŸ˜žπŸ˜žπŸ˜žπŸ˜žπŸ˜žπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ˜’πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ίβ€

Inosuke: β€œew no yo cooter cat stinks like tuna bitch go get that shit checked out and get the fuck awayπŸ˜¨β€

iloveinosukestfu A.K.A Inosukes known favorite wife

by Inosukes most known wife May 23, 2021

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


trussed up like a sailor's wife

indisposed

"she is trussed up like a sailor's wife"

by jinglard January 23, 2020

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


trust me with your life not with your wife

trust me with your life not with your wife

trust me with your life not with your wife

by rocky66 March 31, 2017

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020


You don't talk to ma wife like dat

A counter expression of idiocracy and poor grammar by a husband; intended to invoke a type of delusional authority and protection of a probable fat and ugly wife. This phrase is the primary piece of evidence which establishes that someone is:

1)male
2)white
3)weak

4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal

Person 1: "And I told him, 'You don't talk to ma wife like dat.'"

Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."

by Chowderhead34 July 28, 2011

36πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


hide yo kids and hide yo wife

Shelter yourself from the hell that will one day be your reality.

if it's not me completely upsetting your "way of life," there will be an upset eventually because the way you live is not sustainable and none of you know enough about the law or what really goes on when it comes to the activities you participate in, the way it effects society as a whole and the real damage that you do.
hide yo kids and hide yo wife because it's not going to last forever, especially if it includes crossing international borders. Pull your heads out of your arses anf truly think about your actions.

by PineappleJuice March 16, 2015

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