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gold plated penis

it means that 1: your penis is popular, 2: people will try to steal your penis, 3: your penis is FUCKING GOLD PLATED!!!!! BRAG ALL YOU WANT!, 4: if you suck it, you will become gold plated all over your body because of the golden pee made by this format: aupp+pp (pee) = auppss (golden pee))., 5: you are a rich man and your gold was stolen, so you take the pills your dead grandpa told you to never take, and you get a aupp. how this could happen: 1: your penis is covered in pee and your penis hardened, 2: someone rich bitch stole your penis, put gold plates around it, and gave it back all in 1 night, 3: you are a woman and wanted a penis, so god granted you a shiny one, 4: you put gold plates around your penis (duh), 5: you stole someone's gold penis and replaced theirs with yours.

remember: these elements on the periodic table make a gold plated penis: au (gold)+mbs (saw)= aup (gold plate). aup+pf (pee factory, AKA. penis)=aupp (gold plated penis).

*you have a 1/99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... % chance to get a gold plated penis when you are born.

by luiyay October 15, 2014

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Team Gold Team

An exclusive group dedicated to fight against the tooly tooly tools.

Yellow Lamborghini
Yellow Top Missing
Reward for those who find it.

-Team Gold Team

by Excited Qway-ai July 20, 2011

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purestrain gold

"Gold standard promoters"

Ron Paul is not a promoter of some "gold standard", he's a promoter of using tangible commodities for currency. Gold happens to be a commodity that has been widely supported historically, so it gets much attention from Paul and investors in precious metals.

"claim that all fiat currencies have failed."
The claim is that all fiat currencies *eventually* fail.

"There are very few countries in the world that don't have fiat currencies, and their currencies have not failed, making the claim prima facie false."

Either you're arguing against yourself, or "their" was supposed to refer to countries *with* fiat currencies. Regardless, your argument is as unsound as claiming that humans are immortal because many humans are alive today.

"Please do your own research into the matter."
Please help us get started. Cite a reference, give us something to google. Otherwise you're copping out and hoping somebody else can support your claim for you, when you apparently can't yourself.

Fractional Reserve banking is the banking practice of conjuring money from thin air by loaning out money the bank does not have. A small percentage (a "fractional reserve") of each loan typically comes from depositors who are misled to believe their money will remain available to them upon demand, and the bulk of the funds come from merely recording an asset to the borrower and a liability on the bank in a ledger or database. The term purestrain gold seems to be a red herring intended to marginalize supporters of sound money

by Felipe Gaston August 17, 2011

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fake gold egg

Any tweet that is completely flabbergastingly humorous and shockingly hilarious, esp. from twitter account fake gold egg.

I'm sorry for interrupting your sermon by sporadically reading a fake gold egg out loud.

by Isotope Delicious January 27, 2014

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Urband Dictionary Gold

You should make a dictionary where you put all these little definitions based of opinions together to give the true urban meaning of. A word,NAME, phrase

it should be based of this but

chosen for the most unbiased and thoughout definitions .

Should also do a urban dictionary just based off names some of these are out dated need to clean the system

We need a new Urband dictionary gold.

by Zapolodemaca March 14, 2017

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Pokemon Heart Gold

The soon-to-be worst Pokemon game ever made. Pokemon in general is horrible, both the anime and games.

Pokemon Heart Gold sucks.

by PokemonHeartGold August 11, 2009

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Fools Gold

When a woman fakes an orgasm so she can just get the sex over with already

" I was tired after the show, and he wanted sex, so I just have him fools gold so I could get some sleep."

by wendy14618 December 14, 2015

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