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A mistake made by a programmer, who accidentally added two extra zeroes at the end of what was supposed to be Windows 2.0.
Oh crap!!! We shipped Windows 2000 with the wrong name!
Meh, no-one will notice.
A fairly decent OS.
Aside from the crappy spyware and laggy cortana
Man: "Hey, did you see the new windows 10?"
Man #2: "I mean, its not the best, it has spyware, ugh. disable that. I mean, still better than windows 8!"
Kid: "Windows XP IS BETTER!"
when a guy puts his penis out of the window and shuts the window hard until he comes.
last night my girlfriend didnt want to have sex, so i gave myself a window job
when you stand next to a window at school with ur mate, where a lot of people going in for next lesson, then you and ur mate pick out girls u would like to fuck
person 1: hey check out the girl with the nice arse
person 2: which one
person 1: the on with the black hair nearest to us
person 2: sweet!! i luv this window shopping its awesome
person 1: gud in it u see all the massive tits from here, its best when there running!!
Mountain Dew that has been sitting outside of a window in the winter, and has received the perfect chilling.
A: Do you have any Dew?
B: Window Dew or Fridge Dew?
A: Definitely Window Dew.
A plague that seems to have infected millions of people around the world, it's one known effect is lulling people into the false belief that PC's are better than Mac's. It may sound silly but is an increasing problem having enormous effects on todays society. The one known cure to this malicious disease is an iPod.
Dave: I like my PC cos it runs the best operating system in the world Windows on it.
Harry: Hah looks like you've still got The Windows Plague, here check this out, (hands Dave an iPod)
Dave: Wha-? This is genius! Must of been made by Microsoft.
Harry: -_-; *sigh*