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Sex preparation

Something done before foreplay to prepare for sex. Usually done by men.

Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!

by HornyNarwhal May 29, 2018


E-Sex

E sex means when 2 people roleplay sex but on social platforms like: Discord, Instagram, sms and more.

Mihai and Alex are making e-sex!

by OofFan April 30, 2023


e sex

The thing dm and alice does all the time

aw dang dm and alice are having e sex again i guess they will be dead all day

by personexisting0 November 23, 2022


E-sex

Eletronic sex, Includes two fucking idiots making fucking weird noises in their rooms and masturbatin, you fucking ain't reproducing mofos.

A: E-sex?
B: Yes dwaddy 😫

by HaveBirchNoBitches November 5, 2023


Sex askers

Men who won’t stop coaxing you into having sex with them on the first go

Guy would not stop coaxing to have sex with him. Such a sex askers

by Gobss March 26, 2023


weirdest sex positions

A black individual sucking a man off with a reach around from a spider monkey

Man those weirdest sex positions was wild last night

by Mr hands 2 October 25, 2022

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hardware sex

While shoving your penis into a woman’s vagina you select multiple hardware tools to shove up her anus while he bleeds all over the bed onto the tools.

What is your favourite sex”

Hardware sex!”

by French Roadman May 18, 2021