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when the imposter is having sex? 🤨
Kid talking through locked door: I saw dad watching something called amogus sussy sex. can you tell me what that is?
Mom: *moaning sounds*
Someone who preys on broken down/ended relationships in the hope of getting with people.
"Did you hear Norris and Margaret broke up?"
"yeah, phwoar, Margaret"
"You sex vulture, you."
when 5+ people engage in sex on one bed and everyone cums at the same time.
Jared - "Bro me and John had a sex salad with Lisa, Bartholomew, Candice, Rebecca, and Cassandra."
Larry - "Damn invite me next time bro!!"
We only have been dating a week, but things were already getting steamy, but I am a virgin and will only allow him to 69. Did he just put an explosive in my hoo ha? Woah, it did not even hurt.
"I like virgin sex. I get free explosives. But I can never find them after we finish."
A rough, tough, rambunctious, short, and hairy penis
Jenny was getting quite horny, so I decided to whip out my bearded sex dwarf
A big, sexy black man who has all white friends and is submissive in a non-sexual manner (exceptions can be made).
Proceeding in sexual intercourse without kissing her/him
Damn bro I had the best hood sex with Kelsey last night.