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When your father leaves for a extended amount of time
Mom where’s dad?
Honey he’s high anused
When your friend gurgles a strong liquour in an attempt to impersonate a submarine but instead proceeds to puke into a bowl, the floor, and even the wall before reaching the bathroom.
All this while making a drinking game out of watching high school musical.
David: "Here look at this" *gargles whiskey*
Friend: "ew why would you do that?"
David: "Look I'm a submarine" *gargle gargle*
Friend: ...
David: *Projectile vomits all the way through the corridor to the bathroom*
"Last night David totally did a High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe"
When you eat an edible and then smoke some weed you are then doubly-high!
Man I just ate and edible and now we smoking, man I am doubly-high.
This school has the most loyal girls but if you mess up they are quick to go into demon mode and ruin your entire life , be careful around them , these pretty girls have no consequences for their actions
“I am dating a St Hughs High girl”
When you go from a place relatively close to sea level to a place of higher altitude, your:
1. Hair will get a lighter shade (pubic included).
2. Have a few key moments that stand out as particularly AWESOME. (aka rad, bodacious, cat's meow, or ColoRADo)
"I came home from Colorado and my hair is way lighter, my skin is more tan, I can run a 4 minute mile, and drink 15 beers an hour!"
"Hiking out to (X) spot to hit those freshie stashes, eating ice cream, and getting high-altitude drunk and blacking out that night were my high-altitude highlights!"
The FUNKIEST school in all of Plano. Admin fucking sucks and they only care about girls violating their stupid ass dress code. This school doesn’t communicate for shit. how hard is it for these fatties to check their email?
Full of teachers that do not teach and kids that love smoking weed.
Make sure to not go into the boys bathroom by the cafeteria because you will find dingleberries and coke residue. Everyone that goes to this school is destined to become either a stripper or a fatass that only watches south park.
Hey what high school did you go to?
Williams High School!!
Kill yourself .