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something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.
Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote
See roll in the hay. Similar, but homosexual.
Ish! Them Koreans roll in the gay all night, that shit sickens my stomach.
Participating in gay activities before the big gay event.
A good excuse for gays to encourage their straight friends to "try" gay.
Similar to "pre-game", but with acts of gayness.
Make out with that girl.... you have to pre-gay before the pride parade!!!
Where are we going to pre-gay? Let's go to Castro!
A boomerang gay/lesbian 🪃 is someone who engages in flirtatious behaviour then disappears to play the field/hoe face around and then tries to come back to you like a boomerang (once they potentially feel like worthless and shitty about themselves).
It stems from a Chinese proverb 好馬不吃回頭草.
This translates into "A Good Horse Will Never Return to Graze on Grass that It Has Already Passed by." - A Chinese Proverb or similarly, “Grass isn’t always Greener”
So don’t accept that return boomerang. They lost their chance :)
Joe is such a messy boomerang gay, he’s trying to slide in my DMs again after disappearing for weeks to date/hoe around.
Kelly has a tendency to be a boomerang gay/lesbian, so don’t put all your eggs in one basket
Think he's a dilf, but he's not
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7
Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock): Damn my cock is so big!
Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys
The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig
What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.
Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?
Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg