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When it’s been so long since you had sex your body is shutting down without the nutrients you need from sex
I haven’t had sex in so long I’m starting to think I have the illness sex deficiency
A large woman who proceeds to throw herself on top of you like a whale breeching.
She was so into me, she pulled an absolute tokyo sex whale
not allowed to have sex all December
Oh i want to have sex with you:
You cant, because its no sex December
Made of: Vilde Stokstad
Thank me next
A special enriched kind of intercourse only preformed by the upper class of society. Due to the private nature of the upper class not much is known about the phenomena.
Guy 1: Hey bro, you saw that new girl? She fine! Wouldn't mind tapping that!
Guy 2: Bro she's out of you're league. She be only doing that sex Casablanca!
Rex Grossman, former Chicago Bears Quarterback
He had to face off last week in the super bowl against sex cannon Rex Grossman
The term elderly sex isn’t what most think of. It can be termed gross but is the best thing to happen. Things many don’t think have happened before have actually happened since years ago. The best sexy in history. It’s atill happens despite many want to tho Ms thanks to modern day Viagra. Sex in all ages is timeless!
Elderly sex:best thing since “How did you and Grandpa meet?”