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Feb 6th and 7th is where you be gay for those 2 days.
Dont be shyyyyy.
Dude 1: Hey Homie, its National Be Gay Day.
Dude 2: Lets act gayyy
Dude 1 & 2: YEEEEe
The biggest indicator that someone is gay.
Person 1: Aye bro, didn't you kiss Tyler at that party?
Person 2: What?! No! Im not gay bro.
Person 1: Come on man, just come out the closet already.
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Someone that identifies as he/him, she/her, and they/them that is attracted and is pansexual. They are everything, and they have sex with everything. They are as gay as it gets.
Person: Hey what are your pronouns?
Other person: Call me any of them, he/she/they whatever you like.
Person: Do you like women?
Other person: Yes! I like everyone, men women they/thems
Person: Holy shit, you’re Omni gay!
The Gayness passed by from a Gay (or lesbian) Person to someone else
Gay person: Hey your gay
Str8 person: No im not
*few years later*
Not-so-str8 person: Hey im gay...
Gay person: I knew you were gay
Not-so-str8 person: How?
Gay person: Im also gay so i can use the Gay Gun on you.
The era an aging gay man enters after being a barfly for a decade and swearing they will always be the life of a party. Hangovers start to hit harder, the single gay man takes up hobbies such as knitting or collecting teapots. Gets excited about watching the news and other things he always called boring.
"I'm in my Gay Knitting Era, I never thought I would be that boring gay but here I am. I can't handle nights out anymore would rather watch the news"
When a situation arrives that hinders one from participating in events they would normally attend, or would like to attend.
When a person has prior obligations that obscure them from attending an event with their friends.
Guy 1 - "Hey man you gonna make the concert this weekend?"
Guy 2 - "Naw man, doc said I can't leave the house with my broke leg. Really "gaying me down".
"My girlfriend said I can't go to the titter this weekend, really gaying me down over here."
something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.
Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote