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When someone wants to have sex at SIX A.M.!
Jake Mackey: "I have to wake up at SEX A.M. tomorrow..."
Us: WOW! SEX! A.M.!
We're two people will take one icicle and put it in both there butthole and start moving back and forth on it eachtime touching checks until both people have an ice burn surrounding there anus
My rear-end is cold and sore after our Alaskan butt sex yesterday
Something done before foreplay to prepare for sex. Usually done by men.
Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!
Another name for balls, nuts, testicles etc...
She kicked me right in my sex beans!
Rough Sex means choking, hair pulling, and spanking.
I got disrespectful with my boyfriend and he punishes me with rough sex.
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A front to hide your sexual related purchase
I needed condoms and Astro Glide for a sexual encounter but I was too embarrassed so I bought a birthday card To cover my purchase so the clerk thought it was for someone else. A total sex facade.