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A pretty girl with lovely blue eyes and a sexy bum
Nancie blue balls is my best friend
A phrase used to let everyone know you just had a throwback to something embarrasing, or traumatising which happened in your past.
Professor: and that's why utilitarianism is some wacky fake-ass bullshit.
Student: Balls in my soup
Professor: excuse me?
Student: Balls in my soup. I'm gonna need a minute to recover.
A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)
“Have you seen Tyler playing football? “
“Yes, total ball mong”
Official Rules Of Nerd-Ball
(game was made by a group of Individuals in the youth)
1) The objective of the game is to be the last man standing
2) use your hand to hit the cue-ball (white one) trying to get the 8-ball (black one) in any one of the pockets
3) if you hit the cue-ball in the pocket before the 8-ball goes in your out
4) if the person in front of you gets the 8-ball in the pocket your out and wait until the game is over
5) on the serve you have 3 attempts to hit the ball if unable to do so, your out
6) if on the serve you manage to hit both balls in at the same time your out, This move is further known as the Katalynn
7) if any of the 2 balls in play go off the table your out (unless it’s a serve)
8) After someone gets out the person behind them go to serve the ball
9) if the 8-ball stops moving before you hit the ball your out
10) when the person hits the ball their turn is over and the person behind them is up
11) Once a game has started no one can join in late
12) Alliances are allowed
13) If you're not competitive it's not the game for you maybe play SPLONG
When you stick you balls in a paper shreder and they jam half way though
Ball shredder a better than ball strechers
The act of dipping your balls in guacamole and having your partner eat it.
Person 1: I could go for some Guac and Balls
Person 2: You mean Cock and Balls?
Person 1: No, I want to lick some guacamole-covered balls rn.
Person 2: ...
Some nice thicc balls
THICC BALLS is when someone's balls are thicc and maybe have a side of McDonald's french fries