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When ones groin size is comparable to a hippopotamus, with watermelons for testicles
I want Reids Massive Cock inside me
When an Irish lad fucks a girl in her bum after she has eaten a large amount of corn. Then pulling out his corn covered cock, and having her eat the corn off of your cock as if it was corn on the cob
When Emily asked me what was for dinner, I replied an Irish Corned Cock
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Exodium/Corbin's fat juicy cock.
Yeah I heard some dumb, flat chested bitch named Zoey Stones leaked Exodiums Cock.
Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.
Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.
Exact opposite of a cock blocker. A friend, family member, or acquaintance of a female who facilitates/ makes it easier for a guy to get laid via verbal communication(s) or some other action(s) toward said female that are in the guy's favor.
Eric: I met this really hot girl at the bar last night.
Seth: Nice!
Eric: This girl she was with was cutting me off any time I tried to talk to her and tried to stop her from dancing with me.
Seth: What a cock blocker.
Eric: Yeah, but her other friend was totally different. This friend actually told her I was good looking, how I had a nice body; and since I was wearing sandals, she even commented on how long my toes were.
Seth: Wow, that's a cock-conduit right there!
Similar to a pencil dick, an ostrich cock is a cock that is exceedingly long, however has little girth, resembling that of an ostriches neck.
“Damn, I barely even felt his ostrich cock last night.”
"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."
You or someone else is on drugs, usually hard drugs.
All of the professors in this school are rolling cock!