Sex of humor

The ability to make your partner laugh with a well timed joke during sex.

He's pretty average in bed except for his sex of humor which makes it all worth it.

sex pecklin's

The dried, leftover body secretions from two people (or three) having fast, sloppy sex.

Oh my gosh! Someone left their sex pecklin's all over my bed.

Religious Sex

When a man and a woman want to have sex but don't want to sin in the lords eyes. So they rub their penis and vagina together vigorously without penetration.

Him: Hey do you want to have sex?
Her: No, let's have religious sex so God doesn't smite us for having sex before marriage.

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Sex in Moscow

A bomb ass drink! Like a Moscow mule and Sex on the Beach but together.

I’m a complicated ass bitch and asked the bartender to make me something fruity but like a Moscow mule so she gave me “Sex in Moscow”.