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1. Doing something ridiculous for no apparent reason
2. Being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk
3. Erectile dysfunction under the age of 40
My kids were putting legos in the pots last night.
That is some real cock nonsense
A Beat Saber grip commonly known as gripping cock.
“You use cock grip. How cool!”
where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt
hay i just used the “cock monkey pro” on johnny and he loved it!
Some one who eats cock like Elton john
Elton John is a cock eater
A term often used when referring to females who look like they’ve had more cock rides than annual amusement park pass holders; including but not limited to Instagram girls posting sexualized yoga poses, bathroom mirror pics, and the usual Snapchat lip sync videos.
Boy: “Dude! Did you see Alyssa’s snap story?”
Dude: “Bro! She had her feet crossed BEHIND her head, I didn’t even know that was yoga! I wanna smash so bad.”
Boy: “step right up, cum one, cum all, to the cock circus 🎪 ”
a man whos cock was white one side and black on the other.
when he was on board he loved huge dick cum lord, world of peniscraft, he loved tiny green cock
and sucking a mans nothing.
moby cock would die for a 10 inch pussy
nah a little black white green blue yellow orange purple pink gray looong nothing
The equity you have in personal or own genitalia
My wife is the sole share holder of my cock stock
The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock
The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock
An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade