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and he should unblock her immediately
bunny loves mike so mike please unblock bunny immediately ❤️
Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.
Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"
When spooning with a girl and she farts on your junk
When you curle up next to your girl and she farts on your junk. we call it Love Dusting.
When your director denies you the basic human right of having an incident management tool such as opsgenie/pagerduty because your department doesn't have a large enough budget, but another departments shares their budget with you.
When Steven showed his opsgenie love, it was the first time anyone in the OCC understood true love
Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.
• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”
Person 1:hey dude look an Indian love rock!
Person 2:oh cool! What's that?
Person 1:Just another fucking rock!