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Sex with a person who is circumcised.
If I were a hot girl, I’d reject men who are circumcised. I refuse to have circumcised sex.
when a mommy mermaid and a daddy mermaid rub there tails against eachother while screaming i'm cumming for you boi and im cumming hard
wierd pervert guy: hey dude did you see that new mermaid sex video
normal guy: wtf like what the actual fuck your a fucking animal pervert you horny hyena
If you see a Tyler wearing the color red, on April 20th, you must have sex with him if you are a girl rated 8 or above.
"Oh it is national have sex with a Tyler wearing red day, let's go fuck a Tyler together."
After meeting up with those Belarusian Olympic Divers we went back to my hotel room and had Bronze Medal sex.
An urban dictionary user's wet dream.
Had a dream about a sex drug. Woke up with a mess in my bedsheets.
making high-pitched sounds during sex like the richest female singers.
The Hollywood actress was high-pitched sex sounding during her scene in a film.
Girl: I wish I had a sex table
Guy: I have one. Wanna use it just me and u?
Girl: Of course I would!