Come get yo girl

Hinting that you his girl

Girl’s friend:“Come get yo girl Liz”
Guy: “My girlll? Hell yeah”

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Singapore Chinese Girls’ School

Unless you are rich, skinny or extroverted, don’t expect to survive a single day in that school. Their ironic sleeveless uniforms collect armpit sweat and makes almost everyone there have the strongest smell of body odour there could possibly be.

It’s way too competitive and they make fun of people who do worse than them. They also can’t keep other people’s names out of their mouths for no reason and body shame a hell ton.

-: What’s that school that’s full of Chinese, judgmental, entitled, competitive, rude and petty girls again?
~: Are you talking about Singapore Chinese Girls’ School?
.: Yeah, that’s the one!

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Hot sexy runner goth girl

That one xc girl who is pale from her anemia, she listens to my chemical romance on the way to meets and motivates herself with her live wallpaper of Gerard Way.

Person 1) did you see Ceci’s black leather jacket and my chemical romance shirt?
Person 2) yeah, she is such a hot sexy runner goth girl.

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That's so girl wearing a skirt as a top

1. The phrase that should replace "that's so gay" to avoid upsetting Hillary Duff

2. Suggests that all fashion-challenged people are homosexuals

Girl 1:"Do you like this top?"
Girl 2:"That's so gay"
*Hillary Duff walks in*
Duffy:"LIKE OMG! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY NOT SAY THAT!" "How would you like it if I said that's so girl wearing a skirt as a top?!"
Girl 2:"But why? We're lesbians..."
Girl 1:*cries*

Sponsored by the "Think Before You Make Gay Commercials Foundation"

Because being a fashion victim should not be synonymous with being gay.

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Hottest freaken girl ever

Yo my cock is the hottest girl!

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Cow Girl Spurs or Pony Tail

When A dude Sticks his finger in a girls ass while she riding cowgirl Or his thumb when she's riding reverse cowgirl .

My Girl loves getting her cow girl spurs or pony tail .

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two girls one cup

A vicious porno on the web that involves Lesbians engaged in Sexual acts. One defecates into a pint glass, and she and the other lesbian feast on it before activating the gag reflexes in their throats and vomiting in each others' mouths.

"Two girls One Cup wasn't what I was expecting it to be."

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