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love shpap

To gently slap a man/woman in the face with a semi-hard penis.

I gave my wife a love shpap as her wake up call this morning.

by Master nate III May 2, 2017


messy love

A messy love is a teenage girl who tends to be giggly, intoxicated, and clumsy when hooking up with guys. Some qualities that differentiate them from normal people are unreasonable cuteness of the face, a goose-like laugh, and a nice sized badonkadonk.

pure love by day...messy love by night

The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.

by goodnightlila April 30, 2008


I love my girlfriend

For when you love your girlfriend so much, love for my girlfriend, my beloved, sweetpie I love you

"Hey I love my girlfriend"

by XXx_Ilovemygirlfriend_xXX January 9, 2025


I love hot dads

People say I love hot dads when they are attracted to dads who are hot.

Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy
Person two: “but he has a child
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”

by Bear5599 February 6, 2023


I love hot dads

I love hot dads means that a person is attracted to hot man that are dads.

Person one: “hey look over there that man is hot”
Person two:”he’s a dad
Person one:”man I love hot dads.”

by Bear5599 February 6, 2023


Spreading The Love

Purposefully catching Covid-19 and sneezing on anyone who dares cross your path. May God have mercy on your soul.

"Dude wtf, you just sneezed right in my face?!"

"Just spreading the love bro! Say hi to your grandma for me!"

by trumpet_boi September 23, 2021


I love love

Something a women who has been with an innumerable amount of men says to either rationalize or justify having loose sexual morals

Nina Agdal said “I love love” When explaining her comfort with public displays of affection (She falated someone in a football stadium)

by Just a guy noticing things October 8, 2023