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He has a fat monster cock
“Woah it’s Morgan (fat cock). He has a huge fucking cock.”
A person who thinks they are better than everyone else. They think they deserve respect. They also think they know everything about you before they even know you :)
How’s that guy you dated?
Addison? Oh yeah, he’s a real cock mouth
A man who is paying child support or paying out their spouse after a separation.
He has been paying some serious cock tax since Catherine found out he was unfaithful .
A cock that is neither small nor big until it is whipped out
"The schrodinger's cock on that guy is insane"
A female who catches your penis with her teeth while performing fellatio. This problem is usually due to a lack of fellatio skills.
My dick is killing me this morning because that cock fink destroyed it last night.
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A lazy form of coitus in which the man's comfortable footwear, preferably crock brand footwear, is not removed.
"Sorry hun, I had a long day at work, so can we do Cock n' Crocks tonight?"