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When you experience something, that makes you want to leave this planet.
Friend: Kinsey just got here, and she wants to talk with you. I think she saw you with Aubrey.
You: Beam me up.
Requesting from someone, to insert food in your front orifice
Yo Mike I am hungry as fuck, please food me
An amazing song by Polo G sampled from Many Men by Ice Cube. Another song sampled from Many Men is Got It On Me by Pop Smoke. A line they all share in common is “Have mercy on me, have mercy on my soul, don’t/can’t let my heart turn cold.”
person 1: Yo, did you listen to Gang With Me by Polo G yet?
person 2: Nah.
person 1: Dude, it came out like, 3 years ago!
to "father" a child/children that you are not biologically related to because the woman does not know the birth father or want to be "involved" with the father....and she looks towards another man to claim as the next best thing
friend: hey man you know them kids ain't yours so why do you stay??
You: because I love her
friend: who do you think gone raise all those fucking kids bro?
You: Well dawg...I guess me??
friend: you dumbass mothafucka lol this is a "I Guess me Moment bro"
The act of inserting a person's apendage, usually a finger or toe, up a clothed individual's anus in a surprising manner. Done in jest.
In a surprising fashion I see the opportunity to smeagol(she-me-gal) my best friend.
As my friend bent over, I smeagolled them with my thumb when they were not expecting it.
WHAT THE FUCK YOU A FREAK TO BE SAYING THAT SHIT TO ANOTHER PERSON
YOU FREAKY AS FUCK JUST SAY "FIGHT ME" INSTEAD OF "BITE ME" LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
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To not give a fuck
Boy: Ugh, she’s so ugly.
Girl: You can bite me!