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wives taken in the 21st century for no reason other than sex. this is in a no way a sarcastic reference to Melania Trump, or other wives that are bought and paid for. in the even you realize my disclaimer itself is total sarcasm. please buy a new wife, because yours needs to be changed. you naughty bastard.
trumps Cock Diaper is so full that holding hands is off the menu! or, "dude my balls are so blue i need to go pick up a Cock Diaper"
You see when a man and woman have a very sensational time they'll spawn either a F or a M and the M is what is carrying the cock and the balls: the spawn point of all
Did you see the overly sized cock and the balls, yea they're mine
A dildo face cock sucker is someone who has a penis shaped face and sucks cock.
Person 1: ur ugly
Person 2: well ur a dildo face cock sucker
An idiot, especially one who thinks almost exclusively about sex.
Bill: *Stares at some random chick's ass*
Dave: *slaps back of Bill's head* Yo, Cock for Brains, focus.
A man who is paying child support or paying out their spouse after a separation.
He has been paying some serious cock tax since Catherine found out he was unfaithful .
A cock that is neither small nor big until it is whipped out
"The schrodinger's cock on that guy is insane"