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losers having sex in their school auditorium box☠️☠️ or doing the dirty on obama’s official chair.
omg i just caught b**** and a*** having loser sex in the auditorium ☠️☠️
Hey john, do you want to watch pornhub hard sex?
The 5 bases of sex
1. kissing
2. touching of genitals over clothes
3. oral sex
4. sex
5. anal
Person 1: Hey, dude how many bases of sex did score with Jessica last night?
Person 2: Only 2nd base so i only got to feel her through her jeans
1. A lack of a proper amount of sexual activity.
2. When sexual activity falls short of what is required. A deficit is synonymous with shortfall or loss and is the opposite of a surplus.
I am experiencing a sex deficit since I have been single for three years.
Combustion Engine Sex is when you have anal sex with someone who has a poopy butt
So basically you ram your combustion cylinder into their valves and poop splatters all over your dick and on the floor and walls
Dave: hello mike dont wipe i wanna have some mad combustion engine sex
Mike: hell yeah lets get it
*mike goes to bed with poopy butt*
Dave: OHHH IM BOUTTA COMBUST
*coems*
*poop explodes everywhere*
Sexual intercourse when the lady is on her menstrual cycle.
Andreas knew it was Yoanna's time of the month, but he was still up for a little Ketchup Sex. A nice bit of relish on the hotdog.
When you have to go online and ask people to sex you, and then get upset when they don't so you retaliate by insulting them until they either give in or you leave.
Joweldeivid wouldn't quit getting at it!! Everybody already told him no! That fool was looking for desperate sex.