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It's a noun, a verb describing the action, and an exclamation. A poo cup is the act of farting in your cupped hand, then quickly holding it over an unsuspecting friend or co-worker's nose and mouth. You must shout "poo cup" as you make contact, which startles your victim, causing them to breathe in deeply.
YOU: "POO CUP!" VICTIM: "Ahh, damn man that's nasty!"
The dust-like faecal matter/resiude that ends up on the toilet seat when someone careless wipes their butt without due care and attention. Shows up worst of all on white toilet seats. And when someone wipes standing up.
Babe, when you leave the toilet please can you check to see you haven't left any poo dust or skidders?!
The Scattering of water and feces particles caused by defecating in a lavatory.
Watch out for that public poo-splash, you will catch some of them herpies.
Similar to the "Terrible Twos" a specific period of time when raising a child that every parent hates. It occurs when their child is big enough to have adult sized shits that stink to high hell, but when they are still too young and too uncoordinated enough so the parents still need to wipe their ass.
Holy shit, Little George just took a huge dump. So I had to go in there to wipe his ass.
I can't wait until his arms are long enough and the Terrible Poos phase is over!
Another name for dangleberries. When pieces o'shite get caught in your butt hair. Also, another name for this person can be pippin.
adam: "your mum has dirty poo pips...pippin!!"
Mike and Paul became poo pals, bonded for life, when Paul pooed on the train track and they watched a train run over and squish it.