U mad bro

a sarcastic way of teasing the other person when they are obviously mad

Guy1: <to guy2>"You son********!!?%*##"
Guy2: you mad bro?

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I O U

Short for "I Owe you".

"I O U 20 bucks
-signed Bob"

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u w0t m8

This is Internet for: You what, mate? This is universally used by internet speakers, regardless of weather or not they live in a society where the term "mate" is commonly used.

Guy 1: I fucked your mom last night.

Guy 2: u w0t m8

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U. S. Americans

Americans from the USA, particularly of the type commonly encountered in the Red States, as opposed to people from the Iraq, the South Africa, and everywhere like such as.

Popularized by Miss Teen South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton.

Host: "Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"

Ms. S.C.: "I personally believe that U. S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps, like such as in South Africa and The Iraq and everywhere such as, and ...."

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u r the noob

Used to point out when one has failed or is making choices that someone inexperienced with the activity would make.

John: Dude! I just accidentally deleted my entire college résumé!

Kevin: LOLOLOL. U R THE NOOB.

smell u later

to say good bye.

dan said,smell u later,laura!

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FUCK U NOOB

A 7-year-old's comeback.

*kills 7 years old in minecraft 1v1*
7-year-old: HACKS, FUCK U NOOB

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