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Shaming People For Gaining Weight.
Eww you gaining weight girl!
That’s gaining weight shaming girl!
A shameful shampoo that is not even shampoo, it is just some poop that people think it is real shampoo.
Wife: Did you get my shampoo?
Husband: Yes I did
Wife: okay i will wash my hair now
*5 minutes later*
Husband: Are you done?
Wife: WTF!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN BUY?? MY HAIR IS SMELLING LIKE S#1T!!
Husband: Oh no! I-I think I a-a-accidentally bought S-Sh-Shame-Poo instead of shampoo. 😬
Wife: YOU B**CH!!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡
The act of going on to LinkedIn to debase yourself by “liking” posts from your superiors solely for purposes of professional advancement.
The CEO just posted a thought piece on LinkedIn and it already has likes or comments from nearly every company VP. Forget customer service or innovation, our real corporate culture is shame-liking.
A child born to a mother who is under 18 years old
Luca is a shame baby because his mom had him when she was 12 years old.
When a trucker needs to go number 2 but there's no toilet. Poop in a bag instead.
The car harassed the trucker so the trucker launched a shame baby out the window onto their windshield.
The squeak made by the stall door when entering or exiting the stall to take a dump. The squeak of shame is often avoided by faking a pis.
There was another person in the restroom so Ron faked a pis until they left to avoid the squeak of shame.
The feeling a wealthy person unaffected by the recession has for still being able to buy whatever the hell they want while most of the world is teetering on the brink of utter poverty.
"I felt luxury shame for lusting to purchase a $100,000+ Hermes handbag but simply couldn't bear the burden of what my less fortunate friends would think of me."