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Tia: Bae, U tryna eat me out
Jay: Maybe, Y
Tia: Cause its March 2 eat a bitch out day
Nation eat out your girlfriend day. ( today is the day to eat her TF out)
You: today is march 2nd, you know what that means?
Girlfriend: I do, come to my room already
the best day of the year. lots of big dick men are born that day. their cocks are unusually large and they KNOW how to use it to make you have the best orgasm ever. they're also intelligent and funny .
Girl1: When is your mans birthday?
Girl2: It's November 2. Why?
Girl1: Damn! I'm jealous as fuck! and horny too.
Im drooling thinking of that dick.
Your man is soo hott!
Girl2: Yh ikr!
This is the national pet a cow day. If you don’t know what a cow is, search it up. Go pet a cow!
Amber: It’s 2 october! Do you wanna go and pet a cow?
Jack: Why?
Amber: Becaus it’s 2 october!
1.The game that you called your "Homework" when your mom asked what you were doing.2. another word for the devil.3. The game that made you lose your girlfriend/boyfriend.4.A hit classic that is still played by millions today created by Blizzard Entertainment.
Mom:Are you doing your homework? You: Yea... mhmmm, oh crap I lost my trang! Mom: what was that, are you playing the gosh darn Diablo 2 again? You: No, I said I accidentially used slang!
1. A very addicting game that will waste a lot of your time/money/life.
2. A game to get humiliated on by people who play Diablo 2 24/7.
3. The Devil himself reincarnated into one of the most addicting games in the world.
4. the killer of sex!
Guy 1: Dude, I stayed up playing Diablo 2 all night
Guy 2: You need to get laid.
Guy 1: Your just a jelous nub cuz i got a perfect torch and 80 hrs
Guy 2 : No seriously, you need to get laid.
geeze cant we all just get along . you like halo 2 . you like half life 2 . thier both video games not weapons of mass destruction.
wanna play halo life 3
SURE!!THAT WAY EVERYONE WINS AND NOONE ARGUES!!