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Almost the best damn tank that the commies made, its just a tank with a damn refrigerator as a turret then stalin decides to slap a fuckin' Howitzer in that so called refrigerator (fuckin 152mm cannon)
the KV-2 is the RUSSIAN DEATH FRIDGE
john: man last night was bad
josh: what
john: me and my girlfriend pulled hole 2 last night
Josh: damn it be like that sometimes
Bipolar that exhibits severe depression, however different from Bipolar 1. Bipolar 1 features mania, where you feel extremely happy and elated and feel untouchable, however Bipolar 2 features hypomania, a slightly numbed version of mania, however, it still is a nuisance. If you have bipolar as I do, you are not invalidated or bad, you are just a part of a select group of people. You are not your psychiatric illness, and if we stay the course and stay motivated, you'll get through this.
Guy 1: "Bipolar 2 has ruined my life, I don't know what to do anymore."
Guy 2: "Dude!!!!!! It's going to be ok! Bipolar is simply just a challenge that you must overcome, every gift comes with a curse and every curse comes with a gift. Just know it doesn't make you 'crazy', even people with schizophrenia aren't crazy. They just have challenges they deal with, similar to you. You will get through this, and I love you."
the best day of the year. lots of big dick men are born that day. their cocks are unusually large and they KNOW how to use it to make you have the best orgasm ever. they're also intelligent and funny .
Girl1: When is your mans birthday?
Girl2: It's November 2. Why?
Girl1: Damn! I'm jealous as fuck! and horny too.
Im drooling thinking of that dick.
Your man is soo hott!
Girl2: Yh ikr!
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1.The game that you called your "Homework" when your mom asked what you were doing.2. another word for the devil.3. The game that made you lose your girlfriend/boyfriend.4.A hit classic that is still played by millions today created by Blizzard Entertainment.
Mom:Are you doing your homework? You: Yea... mhmmm, oh crap I lost my trang! Mom: what was that, are you playing the gosh darn Diablo 2 again? You: No, I said I accidentially used slang!
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This is the national pet a cow day. If you don’t know what a cow is, search it up. Go pet a cow!
Amber: It’s 2 october! Do you wanna go and pet a cow?
Jack: Why?
Amber: Becaus it’s 2 october!
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