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When two men settle an argument by fighting using only their penis
Dave: The earth is round!
Joe: The earth is flat!
Dave: I challenge you to a Turkish Cock Fight!
When some boys in glow in the dark condoms have a sward fight with there penises.
Dude that was an epic light saber fight
The act of having sex, battling with your sex organs
So my girlfriend challenged me to a midnight organ fight... I came on top.
A variation of a bear fight. The koala bear fight is performed by consuming a traditional bear fight (a Irish Car Bomb and a Jagerbomb consumed in rapid succession), followed by quickly drinking a can of Fosters.
Person 1: Hey mate, want to go get a round of koala bear fights?
Person 2: Do wombats poop cubes? You bet I do!
The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.
Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen
Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.
A sport where several people, (usually 2 to 6 participants) Encapsulate themselves in a sleeping bag with a hood. Only face is exposed. Standing up, the participants must jump and bounce around in an attempt to knock over your opponents.. last one standing is crowned BIG BORIS..
A typical Big Boris arena is a lounge room and by leaving pets and furniture such as coffee tables and pot plants around, adds to skill and injury level.
Hey bro, up for a Big Boris Fight. Grab ya sleeping bag.
Fighting with someone when you're not even sure what you're fighting about. As if the start of the fight was "you ate my apple and I don't even like apples!" Fighting just for the sake of fighting, with no actual point or objective.
Joe: What were you and Cindy fighting about last night?
Tom: I don't know, we were just fighting about apples.