Rule 1

People are stupid.

Player 1: I spent ten minutes explaining it all, and he didn't take in a single bloody thing.
Person 2: Rule 1.

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Psalm 1

The book in the Bible that emphasizes the true blessing for God’s children: those who mingle with sinners or mockers of God will not be together with the righteous but instead perish; however, those who meditate day and night on God’s word will be blessed, for they will be like a tree planted by streams of water, which bears fruit in season and whose leaf never withers—whatever they do will be successful.

Psalm 1 lays out the results of the paths chosen by those who want to please God and those who do not respect Him: God takes care of the righteous, but the way of the wicked will lead them to a bad end.

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-1 base

99 year old virgin who lives by yourself. get a lifeee.

Hey dude. ive been to -1 base. whats a vagina?

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person 1

when you look for person 1 and cant find anything so you decide to kill the children in love so they never have to know that there wasn't a definition of person 1.
Or when your dad leaves.

Dad: I'm just going to the store.
person 1: How long will you be?
Dad leaves...........................

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A-1 Chocha

a rap song made by darkroom familia

a-1 chocha is sung by darkroom familia

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1/4

Used when someone is one of the first people who is followed by his/her crush.

+ Hey, look! Mr. Timey is one of the first four followings of her crush!
- Uh-oh, he is a 1/4!

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plus 1

off of Sex and the City, some sort of slang term for the person you bring with you to a party to act as a fake date so as to keep others from hitting on you. (my guess is as good as yours)

I want to go to a party, wanna be my plus 1?

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