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Jake Paul

A cringey “vlogger” who burnt his mattress in a pool and almost lit his neighbor’s house on fire. His target audience is teenagers, but only 11 year olds watch his content. He’s still better than Logan, his brother, though, because Jake didn’t record a dead body. The irony here is that I, the person writing this definition, am named Jake, yet I dispise Jake Paul. You are never safe from his fan base, as wherever you go, one of his followers will be right behind you, and you can’t give him any criticism because his fans will make you want to stop living.

Person: oh hey, do you watch Jake Paul?

Me: no.

Person: well-

Me: no.

by Cheesepuff111 April 6, 2018


Jake Paul

a cunt ass bitch that makes clickbait for his 9 year old viewers.

me: bro how did you get cancer?
friend: i watched jake paul

by screwjakepaulers September 1, 2018


Jake Paul

Cancer

Jake Paul equals Cancer

by whvdqcjdf December 10, 2019


Jake Paul

Jake Paul gives you cancer. Don't watch his shitty ass vids

Doctor:" Why are you in the hospital?"
Kid w/ cancer:" I watched jAke PaUL!"

by whvdqcjdf November 5, 2019


Jake Paul

Cancer and a slang youtuber that needs to stop making music that piece of shet.

I have Jake Paul and I only have One week left of life.

by Toro69 June 2, 2019


Jake Paul

He is shit and cancer.

My grandma has Jake Paul.

by Varkhealir Goodragi April 27, 2018


Jake Paul

its every day bro with that disney channel flow

Jake Paul is shit at making youtube videos.

by xPhotonx March 21, 2019