A little stinker who never smiles and never shows any joy at all. He has little respect and will never do what he is told.
“ Hey Matt Ayapan, where is my muffin”
“I don’t know”
“Your days late you monkey man”
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A matt is a Nice guy but also a shy guy at times.He says one thing like i like you then says i never liked you.He is a huge gamer and it might take years to get him off. If you meet a matt you are going to want to keep him. At times he won't be confident to tell you his feelings. But you must give time to tell you all of his feelings. He is very funny and wierd.
Girl 1: I want to date him.
Girl 2: I am in love with Matt
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A derivation of Your mum, in which you reveal the stupidity of their insults.
Tool: Your mum!
You: No, your matt!
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doing a mono matt, is talking in a very dull monotone voice,can be very exciting if used correctly
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A short, monkey lookin dude with cool shades. Watch out for his hairline, the peak is razor sharp. He’s the type of guy to drive a 2001 Toyota Corolla with his third leg.
Hey who’s that dude over there? He looks pretty cool in his 2001 Toyota Corolla.
Oh that’s Matt. You should see his shades
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A very amazing person. Athletic, great stramina, and a very caring person on the inside. Loyal and trustworthy, he is sure to be there for you till the end.
Ralph: Yo did you see Matt playing basketball yesterday?
Brendan: yeah dude he was so sick
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