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A very short text message; usually with very few characters or words.
My friend has a terrible smartphone plan that forces him to reply to my long texts with NANO-TEXT replies; which I never understand!
When the writer uses caps randomly in words. The writer is also supposed to spell most words incorrectly.
Dude: John, you dont seem to well today.
John: wUt dO yoU MeEn?
Dude: You are writing all wierd. Are you writing in Tard-Text again?
John: yAh, dATs BiCUs i jOIn dEH tARd cLUb.
The ability to walk along the street whilst writing a text and avoid all oncoming traffic without looking up from your phone.
Dave: "Did you see the way that girl just changed direction without looking up from her phone, she was on a serious collision course with a pram"
Jon " yeah, she must have text sense"
Don’t matter if it’s snapchat or texting it’s still toilet texting.
You’re totally toilet texting me!
A long series of texts sent in rapid succession, usually about a dramatic or sad topic.
"David just sent me a text opera. I think something must have happened between him and his partner."
When no matter how long or interesting a text or subject matter the male texter presents, the female texter responds with timid responses.
man dat bitch be toriumi texting me
When a friend or a group of friends work together as a team to write a text message.
Steven: " I met this girl last night, and I want to text her but I don't know what to say"
John: " It's cool, we can do some team texting and come up with a good message."