jizz monkey

A endangered south American primate that only cums out at night to jizz on the local villagers feet while they sleep an molest there live stock.

Aw damn paco! Jizz monkey got your feet again.

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jizz twizzler

A white person . Usually skinny .

John: Whats up Nigger?
Tyrone: Nothing much jizz twizzler

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Über Jizz

An ejaculation of 100% perfect seed, of German origin, that shines silver when reached by pure sunlight.

I used my Über Jizz to earn myself a million bucks at the Cum Bank!

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Jizz Wizard

Where Harry Potter is the master of jizzing

Old Guy: your a jizz wizard, Harry
Harry: What! *squirts*

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jizz bag

1. Bag full of jizz. 2. Somebody full of jizz. 3. Scrotum.

You could say that Rod Stewart's stomach was a jizz bag when he had to to get it pumped after one of those nights.

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Jizz Jar

Black people fill jar up with jizz and sell to unexpecting white folk labeled "mayonaise

Miracle Whip is actually Jizz Jar

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new jizz

the new hot load. fresh. the new hot load. not that old stanky shit. this is that new jizz. fresh out the peep hole

wiz verses. new shit. new jizz

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