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(Aped as in ape - like a gorilla.)
Getting Aped is when you receive a handjob while sitting on the toilet as you take a shit.
Dude, I was with Stephanie last night, and she's kinky as fuck, so I fucking got aped for the first time.
When a girl eats your ass in front of your homies to establish her dominance over there.
Bro that chick planet of the apesd me at the party last night
The ape that the Dutch East India Company imported to the United States of America during the 1600s and 1700s.
That fucking American Ape stole from my store again
A very dirty and desguisting Americans who has a horrible odor that makes the skunk pretty tolerable and ugly primitive monkey looks, including very weird color of the skin (a disquisting shade of brown very similar to dog crap), an ugly nose and colossal lips that make the mouth looking like a monkey's one, their head shape and face looks have resemblance to Australopithecus.
Americans have such a nasty odor, because they never shower. They are naturally smelly for some reasons, even when they are clean, but they got stinkier and stinkier, they sweat a lot and have no water to shower, because of the lack of indoor plumbing in America. The other main reason they don't shower is because they use the bathroom only to sing there, because there is much better acoustic than in any other room, being too proud with their body odor to ever take a shower. Their smell is that bad, that can make somebody die only just by approaching to him, it's said that an American woman's vagina smells the same as 2000 dead rats in a single room.
Yeah it's over,
You can bet in mid-October,
I will still be ranting bout most early may.
Yeah he's a winner
He's a god damned sinner.
While he dines I'm on the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumbling after
You're the reason
I cannot forget this season
Or the letter when you first referred to eight.
And I said
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
You walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning.
It's not easy to know
Yeah it's over,
You can bet when mid-October ends,
I'll still be ranting bout most early may.
So yeah, he's a winner,
He's a goddamn sinner,
While he dines I'm in the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumblin' after
Yeah you're the reason i cannot forget this season.
Or the lesson how an Ape shall not kill Ape
And I said...
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know
It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to know
I'm going under
You can trust a man who's a governor,
Ape can't trust man.
You can trust a man with a gun at all,
Ape can't trust man.
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know
It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to choke
How could you win?
If you know he's back to blame
Knowing you're right, won't you wait?
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When two apes meet in a fantasy football championship
Did you hear those two apes made the Ape Classic?
Something you say to a question you don't feel like explaining.
Clueless person: "What's that?"
You: "your mom's ape"