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Applies to athletes who would have been recognized as the best at their respective sport at some point in their career had they not played in the exact era that they did. Named after Andy Murray because he had the misfortune of playing against Federer, Nadal, and Djokovic throughout their primes. Murray was near-universally recognized as the 4th best player in the world throughout his prime, but only briefly ranked 1st in the ATP standings due to the unparalleled talent of his contemporaries
Wayne Rooney is a prime example of a sufferer of Andy Murray Syndrome. Had Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi played in another era, Rooney surely would’ve been the best in the world for a year or two
HE DIED, HE DIED MAN. GOOD GUY. HE DIED.
"JOKES ON YOU, HES NOT DEAD. ANDY M IS NOT DEAD" -Me Probably
The act of applying hot sauce (or similar analogue, such as mentholated gel.) to another's genitalia during the act of pleasuring them.
Male 1: Hey, What's wrong man?
Male 2: Rebecca totally Angry Andy'd me last night :(
Male 1: Oof, That sucks dude.
to have the results of a national election doctored so badly from the top that the guy in charge was impeached from his position and leaves the country and worse ignores his three sons.
The only way to prevent Brexit in 2016 was if the Labour Party andy bautistaed the vote.
A guy who cant get out of anyones head
Has deep brown eyes and dimples, has a weird haircut and walks with his shoulders slumped
listens to music all the time and plays way too many games
usually high or addicted to vaping
talks very quickly and usually stumbles over his words
shy yet grounded and serious
may look 'mean or rude' as everyone expects him to be but he is probably the sweetest guy with the cutest, crooked smile ever
usually tall or at least works out
if they like you, be proud :)
person 1 : Do you know Andy/Andrew/Drew?
person 2 : Oh, yeah, ugh i heard hes MEAN.
person 1 : Tsk, dont judge a book by its cover, hes really cute btw-
person 2 : alright...but hes snappy and cusses alot
person 1 : But he cares for people and never means his harsh words :)
A muffin looking, dick eating motherfucker whose face resembles the head of a penis. Bitch will look like his egg-like uncle at the age of 40. Bitch will put a restaurant's plate and silverware in his take-out bag. Bitch will wear shoes w no laces. Bitch will play footy after school every day with his numerous cats. Bitch will go to Chili's after fucking a raw piece of chicken breast. Andys are typically known for transforming into muffins around women. They also eat plain muffins.
Yo Tangent, U an Andy Fraser Dawg!
*Thump*
O fuk, Tangent is dead!