ass lint

The lint/fuzz that collects in one's ass crack over a period of time. Composed of excess material from cheap boxers and loose ass/crack hair. Usually found in a tangled mass by itching one's ass crack.

John discovered a massive clump of ass lint buried deep in his ass crack, and flung it at Bryan while typing this.

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ass knife

when your skateboard gets between you and the ground when you fall and catches you in the junk.

Argh! I missed the rail and got ass knifed!!

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Tired Ass

A phrase coined by Kahlil Davis. Referring to someone or something that is used up, beat down, run it course, or just a plain lame ass.

Hey bitch why don't you bounce that tired ass around the corner.

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Ass Sweat

Heavy sweat originating between the ass cheeks.

Look at his pants! He has some major ass sweat happening.

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dumb-ass

Redism (that 70's show)
meaning stupid moron

No Kitty He's kinda dumb. And he's an ass too. In fact he's a ....DUMB-ASS

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ass-car

What happens when you move the hyphen one spot to the right when saying "Man, that is a sweet-ass car."

Man, that is a sweet ass-car.

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book ass

1. To make great haste
2. To walk or run quickly as if you're late for something or you have to use the bathroom
3. A method used when running from authority figures

Origin: a combination of "book it" and "haul ass"
Also, booking ass, and less commonly book assing.

1. "Put on those rollerblades and just book ass down that hall!"
2. "Oh man! It's it good thing I booked ass or I would've been late to class!"
3. "The cops saw us doing recreational drugs. That's about when we booked ass"

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