gazi attack

When a gay faggot flashes his ass and sits on ur face. If the person is not gay then it is called a face sitting.

This faggor gazi attacked me

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Blart Attack

the act of faking a heart attack (or other serious health problem) to make an excuse to get out of watching the horrible movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cop

1:Dude, i hear james had a heart attack!!

2:nawwww, he just faked it so he didnt have to watch that stupid movie, it was a Blart Attack

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isle attack

When a group of four or more teenagers form a line that persistantly walks up and down the centre isle in a passenger train-obstensibly to look for seats, however, they would only consider having an totally empty set of four seats for themselves, any other permutation is rejected, hence the continuous walking up and down. Lads will do it to see what girls are aboard, ditto girls for lads. They will often swear loudly and needlessly, especially if they are looking for confrontation, as they will immediately attack anyone -verbally usually- who objects. The whole scenario is therefore often done to threaten and intimidate other passengers and is an exercise in amusement as much a practical one.

"Lets isle attack this train, there are plenty of nerds on board to worry"

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wall attack

when someone writes embarassing or disparaging commentary on ones public wall on facebook.com or similar social networking sites

"oh snap, I gotta run home to make sure there was no wall attack on me this morning while I was out!"

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fanny attack

when some is shouting about something they are having a fanny attck. or if they are getting over excited.

karina: sammi this is not on you put too much vodka in my drink, are you crazy??
Sammi: jezzz karina, calm down, dont have a fanny attack!!

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Drag Attack

A state of temporary narcissistic hysteria wherein a person who is preparing for a night out in drag tears apart their apartment while looking for the perfect outfit and/or related accessories.

Whilst in the throes of a massive Drag Attack the spinning Tranny shrieked with frantic, eye makeup running frustration when a seventh rifling of her wardrobe failed to produce the missing suede hot pants she desperately needed for the annual 70's retrospective.

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shark attacking

“Shark Attacking” involves a nude, sexually-excited man bending over backwards on all fours and walking around with his dorsal fin gliding through the air. There’s no payoff. He’s just a shark now. (Making noises is recommended to enhance the fun. Can be done alone, but preferably in the presence of a partner.)

Dude you should try "shark attacking" it will spice up your sex life, or at least make your girlfriend laugh.

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