August Agony

A term coined by Sherwood Park IB students refering to the end of August when high school schedule changes are to be made. This time is especially agonizing for those taking partial IB because they have to work with both semesterized and de-semesterized classes, making it difficult to fit in all the classes one wants to take.

I can't even try to plan my schedule for next year until August Agony.
-or-
I'll figure out my schedule during August Agony.

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august 25

the day some humans were born. HONESTLY y’all are amazing <3. You guys are so cool but controlling u VIRGOS. being controlling is ok just not so much >:/. aight that’s it.

whoever born on August 25, I LYSM

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August 24th

If someone is born august 24th especially a girl then she’s a keeper. She’s absolutely hilarious is very sarcastic and always up for a laugh. At first u might think she’s rude or think she’s think she’s all that but once u get to know her she’s has a banging personality. August 24 links to Asia very well so there’s a strong chance they could be either German or Indian.

Jay: I’m linking some girl yk her personality is bangingg
Jordan: rahh her birthdays august 24th innit

Jay: yhhh dun know

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August 14th

Pakistans Birthday/independendance day!

¨Happy august 14th(Pakistans birthday/independentce day!¨

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August 14th

August 14th is the national give your boyfriend head day.
If you have a boyfriend, you are physically required to give him head that day.

GF: "Hey, isn't it August 14th."
BF: "Yeah, why?"
GF: "Well, i gotta give you head, get ready."

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August 27

Where the Simpson predicted that the peach ass head is gonna die soOon

Don’t forgot y’all invite me to his death party , I’ll bring tons of shawarma 😝

Friend 1 : yo ur ready to throw some shit in august 27

Friend 2 : I’ve got tones of lil kharas

“Khara” means shit ..... don’t trust ur friend when they say khara means “beautiful”, all 🧢

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August 2nd

Burger day, day when Owen does cool trick infront of Hannah

Jonah: Owen it's August 2nd burger day you gotta go do cool trick

Owen: shit you right *zooms away on rollerblades to see Hannah*

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